THE Wheeling Intelligencer is reporting that an Ohio theme park has broken Canberra’s Guinness Record for simultaneous head shaving.
The Kings Island park (Largest amusement and waterpark in the midwest!) is claiming 213 heads shaved, beating our 182 at the AIS this March.
There’s really nothing for it but to embrace this rivalry and come back bigger, stronger, and more resolved.
[Photo: Henry Waldren has his head shaved by Ron Miller for the launch of World’s Greatest Shave at King O’Malley’s]