Canberra has wildly better amphetamines than the rest of Australia

drug purity

IN good news for Canberra’s party people the latest Australian Crime Commission Illicit Drug Data Report shows the purity of amphetamine samples in the ACT is staggeringly higher than the rest of the country.

Whereas the rest of the country languishes around 10% purity the number for Canberra is 73.5%.

One wonders how much medical amphetamine is getting into the ACT supply, and what this news will do for Canberra’s hospitality industry.


One Response to “Canberra has wildly better amphetamines than the rest of Australia”

  1. Stanza Matic
    April 29, 2014 at 7:18 pm #

    I honestly read that as ‘Canberra has wildly better amphitheatres than the rest of Australia’.

    I am officially sad.

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