Arts / Return of the wenches and merry minstrels

Dirty Dicks… mix of music, beef, and bawdry

Dirty Dick’s… mix of music, beef, and bawdry

KNOWN for its raucous mix of music, beef, and bawdry, Dirty Dick’s Theatre Restaurant is marking its 45th birthday this year, and it’s coming to Canberra Irish Club as part of the celebrations.

Local actor Joseph McGrail-Bateup will play mine host, Dirty Dick himself, leading a team of wenches and lads through what the company demurely calls “interactive entertainment”.

He’s been with Dirty Dick’s for 26 of the 45 years and has always enjoyed combining more serious musical theatre exploits in shows such as “War of the Worlds” and “Jesus Christ Superstar” with some fun on the side.

McGrail-Bateup will be joined by another local regular, Jeremy Brown and by a newcomer in the person of Canberra trumpeter/actor Zach Raffan as the Jovial Jester. And, yes, he will have trumpeting moments, though for the greater part Raffan will lay down the brass and pick up a guitar.


Dirty Dick’s… mix of music, beef, and bawdry

Dirty Dick’s first started in Perth during 1970, but has been touring since 1985, presenting its rollicking shows in more than 1500 clubs, hotels, function venues, resorts, restaurants and community centres to an estimated five million people.

For the sixth year running, Dirty Dick’s has been in the winner’s circle for the Best Entertainment Award of the Restaurant and Catering Association of NSW and it’s the only theatre restaurant ever to win the Gold Plate Award for food excellence. Indeed, the delights of its beef, pudding and custard have long helped the jokes go down.

Ex-Dirty Dick’s performers who have gone on to stardom include Judi Connelli, Joan Sydney and Abigail of “Number 96” fame. Two former Canberra stage favourites, Doug and Trish Williams, also cut their teeth on Dirty Dick’s.

This year as always, the “wondrous wenches, lively lads and merry minstrels” will settle the audience into the spirit of the evening, after which we are solemnly assured there will be “a host of historical stage characters”.

It never does to take any of this too seriously. The newest show, “A Rollicking Night in the Royal Court” sees the heir-apparent Prince Percy, the Merry Minstrel, Master Dirty Dick and the Head Wench, Fanny Farquhar perform songs, comedy and jokes of a vaguely medieval kind while we sing and clap-along.

Given the propensity of Dirty Dick and his team for double entendre, it’s not surprising that they’re billing it as “A Game of Thrones with a Twist”.


Dirty Dick’s Theatre Restaurant, Canberra Irish Club, 6 Parkinson Street, Weston, August 29, September 5, 19; October 17, 31; November 21, 28; and December 5, 12, 19. Tickets include show and three-course dinner. Bookings to 6288 5088 or


3 Responses to “Arts / Return of the wenches and merry minstrels”

  1. August 19, 2015 at 12:32 pm #

    I am surprised that Dirty Dicks is still around – it’s pretty sexist and offensive and full of juvenile dirty humour more suited to a frat house. The one and only time i was dragged to a Dirty Dicks night (mid 90s), there were patrons fighting outside, patrons vomiting inside, and someone got taken away in an ambulance as she was drunk and unresponsive. The meal was average and the waitresses were being groped. Maybe it’s improved since then?

  2. August 20, 2015 at 4:14 pm #

    We went last year and loved it! Really glad it’s back so we can go again

  3. August 23, 2015 at 5:55 pm #

    Wow! I do hope that there’s a contest for free tickets.

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