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Tram push proves unlucky for iconic cloverleafs

Commuters are being told to “rethink your routine” in struggling to get through the chaos in Civic. “Seven Days” columnist IAN MEIKLE imagines many will be rethinking their government at the same time. 

WELCOME to hell. As the years of chaos begin on Commonwealth Avenue, I’m so sorry. 

Ian Meikle.

It seems to be my fault the cloverleaf exits, that so efficiently distributed southern traffic to the east, west and centre of Civic, are now closed and poised for tower-block development.

Replacement routes for the loss of “cloverleaf” off ramps will be “counter intuitive, inefficient and tortuous”, says retired architect and City Hill gadfly Jack Kershaw.

“This whole unfortunate scheme wrecks the important symmetrical open space that is the original Commonwealth Place, formed by the iconic cloverleaf carriageways, south of London Circuit,” he says. 

“That arrangement is an integral component of the Parkes Way (a true “parkway”) function and aesthetic. Instead of Commonwealth Place, we’ll get a set of prosaic traffic lights, and maybe a lonely tram shelter. 

“The scheme is unashamedly one to enable ‘land-value-capture’ high-rise property development on its footprint and beyond.” 

As you wait wondering why in the perpetual traffic-light jams and delays on Vernon Circle, accept some of the blame, too. 

Seems it’s everyone’s fault, except – of course – the government’s, because City Services Minister Chris Steel told us disingenuously: “It’s what Canberrans voted for at multiple elections, and now we’re getting on with the job of delivering on that promise.” 

I wish they’d had the same zeal for, say, making Canberra such a liveable city with a world-class health service and left the 19th century tram madness for the inevitable public transport solution of flexible electric buses. 

The light rail is sucking the life and financial wellbeing from this city and finally, as the grinding reality dawns of debt we can’t jump over, children dying in emergency departments and homelessness out of control, Opposition Leader Elizabeth Lee is to make a stand. The Canberra Liberals will formally oppose the progress of light rail south to Woden. 

Gutsy call, but as she says: “Stage 2 alone from Civic to Woden has been estimated to be more than $3 billion. To put those numbers in perspective, the cost of Stage 2 is the equivalent of building five hospitals or 20 new schools.” 

Meanwhile, back in hell, unmoved Minister Steel is urging Canberrans to accept some responsibility for this mess and “rethink your routine” in struggling to get to work. I imagine many will be rethinking their government. 

THIS column’s affection for Arts Minister Tara Cheyne cannot be challenged. As Menzies said of The Queen: “I did but see her passing by. And yet I love her till I die”. But Tara, Tara you are testing our affection. 

I have snouts everywhere and a theatrical one was in the audience to see “The Torrents” at the new Mill Theatre, helpfully located near Capital Brewing at Fyshwick. 

Let her explain: “The show was running a bit late and the audience was getting restless. Then who should clomp in but Tara Cheyne in her trademark boots. 

“She and her entourage parked their bums in the front row and the play promptly began.

“Then, after intermission, Ms Cheyne didn’t return. Pretty rude, I thought. About 20 minutes later, a giggly Team Tara got ushered in via the actor’s entrance to see the last of the play. It was all a bit of an up-yours to the cast and the audience.

“If I was the Arts Minister going to an arts event, I would have been more conscious of my behaviour.”

Gripping and grinning… “Frog” Harris presents RSPCA chief Michelle Robertson with the proceeds of his latest sale.

FOR more than a decade Brian “Frog” Harris has been diligently raising thousands and thousands of dollars for animal welfare at the RSPCA at Weston. Through his Songland Records store in Cooleman Court, he hosts sales of DVDs, CDs and records donated by his customers. 

The picture shows him giving RSPCA CEO Michelle Robertson his latest cheque for $8500. 

All of which makes proud Frog the Weston animal centre’s biggest business donor. Donations are welcome at Cooleman Court, where he’s also displaying pictures and descriptions of the animals up for adoption.

LAST edition, in mocking the publicly funded Canberra Writers Centre’s name change to Marion (I know, I know, but I haven’t the space to reboot the silliness, but it’s here), I reported one jokester urging us to embrace this idea and suggested single-name changes for all sorts of national institutions, for example the National Gallery could be known as “Betty” (after former director Betty Churcher). 

I asked readers for some single-name suggestions for the ACT government. A couple of the more printable ones are, from Gordon Lowe, “Murphy” (“the ACT Legislative Assembly would henceforth be known as the house of Murphy’s Law”) and a more audio than visual suggestion from Elaine Staples, “Baaaa!”. 

Ian Meikle is the editor of “CityNews” and can be heard with Rod Henshaw on the “CityNews Sunday Roast” news and interview program, 2CC, 9am-noon. There are more of his columns on citynews.com.au

 

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4 Responses to Tram push proves unlucky for iconic cloverleafs

Mark Boast says: 5 December 2022 at 10:02 am

The cloverleafs had their day but were doomed as Civic expands because they use up too much space. They also served cars and not people. Did you know the last Canberrans to use the cloverleaf onto Parkes Way were motorcyclists in the charitable Toy Run last Saturday?

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B.M. Bodart-Bailey says: 5 December 2022 at 11:18 am

The Betrayal of the Electorate.
It all began with pork. No, not the leg of cured pork or ham, a favorite at Christmas parties. The pork of this story is that which Minister Steel used to downgrade the upgrading of roads, arguing that Federal funds for the roads should be used to extend the tram to Commonwealth Park instead. He referred to ‘pork barreling’, generally defined as “the utilization of government funds for projects designed to please voters or legislators and win votes. “
Such a commitment of funds in return for a vote occurred in 2012. The population of Gungahlin was growing rapidly and the Red Rapid bus service from Gungahlin to Civic was one of the most profitable bus routes. Nevertheless, the government commissioned a report on the feasibility of running a light rail service on this route and in April 2012 the company URS submitted their ‘City to Gungahlin Transit Corridor: Concept Design Report’. This compared a light rail transit (LRT) system with a bus rapid transit (BRT) system and the option of keeping the status quo. The report stated that the BRT had roughly twice the benefit-cost ratio of light rail, would cost less than half to establish and would provide the same stimulus for development as LRT. Being ‘commercial in confidence’, the report was kept secret (now on the internet) and the public was simply told that light rail was the better transit system.
No doubt, the reason why the public was not told the whole story was that the 2012 election had resulted in equal votes for Labor and Liberals, and Labor decided to obtain the additional vote required to stay in power by a commitment to light rail, regardless of the cost to the electorate. (For details and documentation see Walter Burley Griffin’s Canberra and his Tramway. The Ideal City of the Future? (Part Two of Three) (canberraplanningactiongroup.com).
Thanks to Jon Stanhope’s and Khalid Ahmed’s detailed presentation of the government’s budget figures, we now know the cost to the electorate of this political decision. It is also thanks to their careful research that we found out why the public housing system is in desperate straits with long waiting lists. Existing public housing was sold and the money plus a Federal subsidy was used for the light rail. Now, again, money to improve roads is siphoned off for the extension of the tram to Commonwealth Park. Not just the report of the Auditor General, but also that commissioned by the Assembly’s Standing Committee on Public Accounts from Dr Leo Dobes found the business case of this project unconvincing.
The Albanese government promised that projects without a convincing business case would not be funded, and pork barreling would be eliminated. It has failed on both accounts. Even though the new e-buses can do everything and more than the tram, it appears the Greens vote must still be obtained in return for the white elephant of the tram. Paul Costigan reflects the sentiment of many when he writes ‘Damming reports but the government just shrugs.’
The Liberals reverse course concerning the tram is not a betrayal as Minister Steel calls it. The betrayal of the public happened in 2012. The Opposition is giving the electorate a last chance in 2024 to stop having a government that ‘just shrugs’, misleading the public to enforce a mode of public transport that is slow, outdated, produces large amounts of CO2 building the infrastructure, and, worst of all, leaves the next generation of Canberrans with a crushing debt.
As Ian Meikle reminds us, it’s all the fault of the public who kept electing this government. Or could it be due to the expertise of the public relations company engaged at the electorate’s expense as outlined in the article referenced above?

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G Hollands says: 5 December 2022 at 12:09 pm

Perhaps we should all read Ayn Rand’s novel – “Atlas Shrugged” – and get a clue from that about how to deal with the likes of Chris Steel!

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The Conductor says: 6 December 2022 at 5:10 am

Trams are “old fashioned.” Genius! You think of that all by yourself, or did you copy it from any of the ten thousand right wing anit-tram groups out there? Even a modest tram carries more passengers than a bus, meaning fewer operators to carry the same load of passengers. In addition, the reason that streetcars and light rail cause increased development is because of the very point the bus suckers miss: the line isn’t going to over to serve some competitor;’s development next Tuesday. Operating expenses for any bus are higher per-passenger than for a tram line. Construction expenses are higher for a tram, but that’s a one-time expense. Operating costs continue on to infinity.

Old fashioned? Yeah – like a lead pencil. You can still buy those by the box at the local office supply store, even though the graphite-in-wood pencil reached its current form in 1560. Yes, the modern pencil has improved materials and such, but, like the tram, when you have the basics right, you don’t need to change. Proof of that? Sure! Not a single one of your magic bus junkboxes that doesn’t try to hide those giant tires, so they can pretend to be a tram. No trams anywhere have big, black circles painted on them to pretend to be a bus. It’s always the inferior fake that has to pretend to be something it isn’t.

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