"As a dab hand at unfolding disasters, I can assure you the best thing to do is to forget what happened at the Canberra Institute of Technobabble and move on," Renewable Mistakes Minister Chris Catastrophe tells KEEPING UP THE ACT.
"We’ve now brought all of our wanky advice in-house, with more CIT senior bureaucrats being employed than ever before!" Minister Chris Catastrophe reveals how things have changed at the CIT to KEEPING UP THE ACT.
"Having paid someone more than $700,000 over two years while not carrying out any specified duties, the public deserves some honest enlightenment instead of just being told about a well-timed retreat from the public payroll," says SUE DYER.
Glass for the oculus (circular window) above the new southern entrance of the Australian War Memorial has arrived by sea from Spain and is being inserted into its steel frame.