TODD Carney completists will be thrilled to learn that Goulburn’s Finest has had himself photographed hanging out with Australia’s favourite drug smuggler and her centrefold sister.
The Daily Telegraph has the scoop of the disgraced former Raiders star photographed with Schapelle and Mercedes Corby in Bali.
Which does sound rather more pleasant than playing rugby league in July.
Online sages are suggesting that Todd’s behaviour can in fact be explained by a singularly ambitious bucket list, which makes rather more sense than anything else in his biography.
We have made a little meme to that effect.