Sexy mums and hot tradies

IT could cause quite the stir. “CC’s” heard whispers that Gungahlin’s Siren Bar and Restaurant is about to release its new cocktail menu with some controversial titles.

They include the “Harrison MILF” and the “Hot Crace Tradie”.

While Siren was unable to comment last week, “CC” can confirm the “Harrison” cocktail has been named “in honour of all the sexy mums in Gungahlin”.  A mix of vodka and lychees, it’s so good, they say, “you’ll need to book a babysitter”.

Located on Gozzard Street opposite the police station in Gungahlin, the new bar is proving popular with locals in desperate need of a place in the ‘burbs to enjoy a drink with friends.

Wot, no freakin’ rissoles?

MEANTIME, a former Australian rugby league halfback’s been seen dining at Aubergine with friends and associates recently. But we’ve heard it wasn’t without controversy.

Apparently, the Order of Australia recipient fancied rissoles and a VB.  When told by waitstaff that neither existed on the menu, his language apparently became, shall we say, colourful.

Onlookers say it appeared to be all in good fun. “It wasn’t like he called ‘cattledog’ in the middle of the restaurant,” a source tells “CC”, “but there were a few expletives.”

And while “CC” can’t confirm the star’s final order, perhaps some might say the “toughest man on the field” is now the toughest patron in the restaurant.

Lodging a complaint

IT seems someone may have forgotten to pay a bill for the PM. “CC’s” heard whispers The Lodge has a fruit and veggie account that’s apparently seven months in arrears.

Wiffens has been supplying The Lodge with fresh fruit and vegetables for some time.  And according to sources, the family-owned, locally-operated business continues to deliver, despite the overdue account.

And while Julia Gillard is probably completely unaware, perhaps the relevant bean counters might need to rethink the fruit and veggie budget. With the Government’s carbon tax now through parliament, “CC’s” wondering if any subsequent hikes in food prices might leave them incapable of paying at all?

Jett wows the crowd

SIX-year-old Jett Atkins wowed the audience with his Michael Jackson-inspired dance moves at the launch of the Queanbeyan Performing Arts Centre’s 2012 subscription season recently.

Jett was invited to perform after taking first place in the junior division of the Queanbeyan Riverside Plaza 2011 Star Search competition.

He has been dancing since he was two, but he’s never had a lesson. He taught himself, imitating MJ’s moves in front of the mirror.

“When I first saw him in the Riverside Star Search I was actually quite stunned that a young boy could have the precision and moves he had incorporated in his routine,” says The Q’s program manager Stephen Pike.

“Even more impressive was the way he was able to express his passion at such a young age and I can’t help thinking what can I do to encourage this talent, let more people enjoy the talent and try to give the parents something that makes them think it is all worthwhile.”

Remember the name – Jett Atkins. “CC’s” confident he’ll one day be a big star!

Push to beat the ‘dog’

CONGRATULATIONS to Bill Lockley! The Canberra man, who has been fighting a battle against depression, managed 2442 push-ups in two hours to raise funds for the Black Dog Institute and awareness of the illness.

Among the many onlookers and supporters, there was an unexpected flashmob there to cheer him on in Garema Place recently. And it’s a challenge Lockley says, he thoroughly enjoys.

“I love push-ups and I hate depression, so doing one to fight the other was a natural fit,” he said.

“All year I’ve been engaged in a running battle against depression. I’ve had good days and bad days, but one thing that always seemed to help me keep the ‘black dog’ at bay was getting regular exercise.”

In November, Lockley started Black Dog Push-ups by doing 3615 in three hours during the morning rush hour in Martin Place, Sydney.

After receiving encouragement and support from friends and strangers, he is now taking the campaign to other cities.

To help Lockley reach his fundraising goal of $5000 for the Black Dog Institute, donations can be made at

http://www.everydayhero.com.au/blackdogpushups

A moment with Carl

AUSTRALIAN comedian Carl Barron is on his way back to Canberra with his new show “One Ended Stick”.

The funny man took time out to chat randomly with “CC” ahead of his December 10-18 shows at the Canberra Theatre Centre.

1. What sort of stuff do you request for your dressing room?
Lemonade, fruit, maybe a beer, water and rock and roll!

2. You were in Canberra last in 2008. Do you have any funny stories from that trip?
I bought a pair of pants. That’s not funny really, but I bet someone at home reading this will laugh when they read it.

3. Where are your favourite hangouts when you’re in Canberra? Where will you head after your shows?
There is a really good coffee shop in town. I forget the name, but they just do coffee. I think it’s called the Buzz or Speed or something like that…. really good coffee.

Bookings to www.canberratheatrecentre.com.au